thedailywhat: Kids Pick The Darndest Street Names of the Day: 11-year-old Caroline Gonzalez was “mayor for a day” in Forney, Texas. Her first order of business: Name a street after her idol, Justin Bieber. Why? “Because I really like Justin Bieber,” Gonzalez told E! News. “I like his music and I like him. And I thought, why not have a street in my hometown named after my favorite singer?” You are now living in a world in which Justin Bieber has a street named after him. Sleep tight. [e!news / photo: fox4.]

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thedailywhat: Sad Salon Ad of the Day: Redditor iamthekris nails it: “I’m not going there; their customers keep dying.” Also: Not valid for long hair. [reddit.]

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